I always suck at these things, because they tend to sound really cocky and conceited, lol. So if there's anything you need to know, it's this: Don't let my looks deceive you. I seem super girly and innocent, but you'll be surprised by how vulgar, sarcastic, and weird I am. Oh, and I'm Monika. :3

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xjasmineee:

lol

xjasmineee:

lol

Cramming for tests and exams give me anxiety, holy shit.

So much to do, so little time.

My parents are so strict and old-fashioned. They suck- and their rules are unbearable, omg. Ugh. THEY’RE the reason I’m uncool. :(

Damn. I really wish there was a Build-A-Boyfriend workshop. LOL.

My teacher likes to examine the shit outta everything lol

My teacher likes to examine the shit outta everything lol

Looking at your phone in the middle of the night,

 


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